Thou Art a Limpish Clay-Brained Canker-Blossom Shakespeare Insult Sweatshirt
S / Heliconia
£34.99
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A playful Shakespearean twist for anyone whose humor runs gloriously off-script. This crewneck sweatshirt features a dramatic vintage-style portrait and the delightfully absurd phrase “Thou Art a Limpish Clay-Brained Canker-Blossom”—a theatrical insult for bookworms, bard lovers, and fans of wonderfully ridiculous language. Slip it on for a literature class, Renaissance faire, pub quiz, or cozy night spent with Shakespearean banter. The medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend brings durable everyday comfort, while the classic crew fit, ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband keep the look clean and easy to wear. Tubular knit construction means no side seams, and the tear-away label helps keep the inside itch-free.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and ribbed, shape-retaining collar
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
- Tubular knit construction without side seams to reduce fabric waste
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Thou Art a Limpish Clay-Brained Canker-Blossom Shakespeare Insult Sweatshirt
£34.99
Sale price
£34.99
Regular price
Free UK delivery over £50
Free UK delivery over £50
Delivered in 6–11 working days
Designed in the UK
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and ribbed, shape-retaining collar
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
- Tubular knit construction without side seams to reduce fabric waste
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery on orders over £50. Delivery times vary by product — the estimate in working days is shown above. Changed your mind? Return within 30 days — see our Delivery & Returns page.
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