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Soft, slightly oversized crewneck sweatshirt with a literary, dark-humor design—a quill dipping into an inkwell with the line, “History lover. I’d find you more interesting if you were dead.” It reads like a wry nod to historical fiction fans, archivists, grad students, and anyone who loves dusty biographies and mordant jokes. The sweatshirt’s medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend drapes comfortably, while ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep it looking crisp after repeated wear. Subtle embroidery options are available if you want the design localized to the left chest or wrists, or you can choose the full printed front for the bold statement. Wear it on library runs, research nights, museum visits, or low-key meetups with fellow history nerds—this sweatshirt feels like slipping into a warm archive with a grin.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidery or printed placement options: left/center/large center chest and wrists
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; DTF inner neck labels and DTG print method
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
History Lover Sweatshirt — "I'd Find You More Interesting If You Were Dead" Literary Crewneck
£34.99
Sale price
£34.99
Regular price
Free UK delivery over £50
Free UK delivery over £50
Delivered in 3–6 working days
Designed in the UK
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidery or printed placement options: left/center/large center chest and wrists
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; DTF inner neck labels and DTG print method
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery on orders over £50. Delivery times vary by product — the estimate in working days is shown above. Changed your mind? Return within 30 days — see our Delivery & Returns page.
Materials & care
Each piece is made to order by our trusted print partners. Materials and care vary by product — full details are in the description above.
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