Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee: An Epically Short History of Our Kings and Queens

A Waterstones Best History Book 2025

An unmissable collaboration between two comedy legends – an irresistible, family-friendly deep dive into the murky lives of the British monarchy.

Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee, Harry, Dick, John, Harry three. One, two, three Neds, Richard Two, Henries, four, five, six, then who?

Charlie Higson has always been fascinated by the story of the monarchy: from the b

stardly to the benevolent, the brilliant to the brutal. In this wonderful new book, using the famous rhyme he learned at school as his trusty guide, Charlie takes us through the history of this bizarre and long-lasting institution, introducing readers to every single ruler since poor Harold got it in the eye at the Battle of Hastings (or did he?).

Who were all these people, and what did they do? It’s all here. Bloody treachery? Check. Unruly incest? Check. A couple of Cromwells? Check. The War of Jenkins Ear? Sadly, for Robert Jenkins, check.

A rip-roaring journey that takes in the Normans, Plantagenets, Tudors, Stuarts, Hanoverians and Windsors, not to mention the infamous Blois (how can we forget them?), Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee is an utterly engrossing and grossly entertaining guide to who ruled when and whether they were any good at it.

Book details

• Format: Paperback
• Pages: 432 pages, 20 b/w, illus, 8 col plates (8pp)
• Publisher: Mudlark
• Published: 21 May 2026
• Dimensions: 128 x 199 x 35 mm
• ISBN: 9780008741099