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Christmas is canceled—and Oliver Cromwell is making the announcement. This tongue-in-cheek crewneck pairs a historical portrait with crossed-out holiday greenery for a dry, rebellious take on seasonal cheer. It belongs in the rotation of history buffs, Christmas contrarians, and anyone who prefers their festive spirit with a little Puritan-era irony. The classic fit and soft, durable blend make it easy to wear through chilly December errands, holiday gatherings, Christmas parties, or a particularly determined boycott of carols. Choose embroidery placement on the left chest, center chest, large center chest, or both wrists for a distinctive finish.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste and a clean appearance
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes and a tear-away inner label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Christmas Is Cancelled Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Grumpy Holiday Sweatshirt
£34.99
Sale price
£34.99
Regular price
Free UK delivery over £50
Free UK delivery over £50
Delivered in 3–6 working days
Designed in the UK
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste and a clean appearance
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes and a tear-away inner label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery on orders over £50. Delivery times vary by product — the estimate in working days is shown above. Changed your mind? Return within 30 days — see our Delivery & Returns page.
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